Laugh

Hopefully these will brighten up your day!

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Anthony Burgess

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. 

Theodore Roosevelt

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Laurence J. Peter

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

And if you feel sad,

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead