Words You Probably Never Knew Existed

• Errorist- someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong.
• Carcolepsy- a condition where a passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving.
• Textpectation- the anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text.
• Youniverse- used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of him or herself; thier universe consists only of them.
• Bedgasm- a feeling of delight experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.
• Nonversation- a completely worthless conversation; small talk.
• Destinesia- when you get to where you were intending to go, but forget why you were going there in the first place.
• Cellfish- an individual who continues talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people.
• Eglaf- a word that has no meaning; can be used in place of any other word.
• Unkeyboardinated- when you're unable to type without repeatedly making mistakes.
• Dudevorce- when two bros officially end their friendship.
• Askhole- someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions.
• Hiberdating- when a person ignores their friends in favor of a boyfriend or girlfriend.
• Nerdjacking- filling a conversation with unnecessary details about one's passion.
• Internest- the cocoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself while spending long periods of time on the internet.
• Afterclap- the last person who claps after everyone else has stopped.
• Unlightening- learning something that makes you dumber.
• Chiptease- when you buy a bag of potato chips thinking that it will be full but it turns out it's just air.
• Chairdrobe- piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser.
• Epiphanot- an idea that seems like an amazing insight to a person but is in fact pointless, stupid, or incorrect.
• Nomonyn- a food that tastes like another food.
• Juggersnot- a huge impending sneeze you can't prevent.
• Columbusing- when people claim to have discovered something that has been around for years, decades, or centuries.